Hello!! In a world of wonder one must always find themselves and make the best of their lives! 21 year old Chocolate addict. NO I WILL NOT GO TO REHAB!!!

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via pizza)

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

(via gangster-goose)

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via gangster-goose)

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

(Source: femburton, via gangster-goose)

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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(via officialfrenchtoast)

celestial-sexhair:

Hey guys remember that one time Dean had a daughter?

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Remember Sam and Dean’s half brother in hell???

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Remember the fUCKING ANTICHRIST?????????

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REMEMBER ALL THE WASTED POTENTIAL STORY LINES?????????????

(via gangster-goose)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via gangster-goose)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via pizza)

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

(via pizza)

snatchingyofav:

But that’s not my business

snatchingyofav:

But that’s not my business

(via anal-0gy)

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via gangster-goose)

(Source: smileymalik, via pizza)

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn, via pizza)

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

(via punkmonksteven)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via pizza)

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